Friday, October 29, 2010
Mimes?
So, today for Drama (which I am (thankfully) not in, people have to be mimes. If I had to be a mime, I would kill myself. I can't not talk for a day. Except maybe if it was a LGBT Day of Silents, because that's for a good cause. Mime-ism on the other hand, is not. Is that even a word? Anyway, let's see if I can get some real blogging done, shall we? Well, believe it or not, this week has been fairly good, aside from almost getting killed in the middle of Freshman hall, by some douche-berry that thought I was a Freshman. I AM NOT A FRESHMAN. I'm just short. Til next time friends/enemies/somewhere in between.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Physics Fail
This class. These computers. THIS SCHOOL. Like, c'mon dude. This class is such an epic fail sometimes, actually all the time, thanks to the people who are in it. More later, cos I think we've leaving the computer lab, maybe.
In other news, MOVIE NIGHTS, Thursday, October 28th and Friday, October 29th, I guess, if you're interested, comment, if you live in the area and want to see Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sleepy Hollow and if you'd like dress up in your Halloween costume, (that one's on Friday).
Anyway, the girl that's sitting next to me keeps reading what I'm typing, don't worry honey, if I was typing anything bad about you, I'd do it on my own time. And it sure as hell wouldn't be done at school.
I can't believe it's already Thursday! Oh, balls, where has the week gone?!
The smells of Bake Shop are making me really hungry, I'm glad I have "A" lunch.
With love,
-S
In other news, MOVIE NIGHTS, Thursday, October 28th and Friday, October 29th, I guess, if you're interested, comment, if you live in the area and want to see Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sleepy Hollow and if you'd like dress up in your Halloween costume, (that one's on Friday).
Anyway, the girl that's sitting next to me keeps reading what I'm typing, don't worry honey, if I was typing anything bad about you, I'd do it on my own time. And it sure as hell wouldn't be done at school.
I can't believe it's already Thursday! Oh, balls, where has the week gone?!
The smells of Bake Shop are making me really hungry, I'm glad I have "A" lunch.
With love,
-S
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
OMG.
Chinese on a Tuesday?! WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN. So, today was an epic fail, and I didn't get a chance to blog about it, cos I only had two real hours of school. But, there was a tornado warming in the area I live in, and I had to sit in my World History class with a bunch of strangers (which, to be honest, I didn't really mind), but, we watched this horrible movie about people from Jersey that were trying not to be so "wasteful" let's just say. And every other word that came out of their mouth was a swear word. I was like, "Really? They're showing this in school?" It was pretty bad. Okay, really bad. I have no problem with swearing, but when it's what people are watching in school, it makes me want to commit suicide.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
OH GOD, WHY?!
I just found out that my mother thinks the lead singer of Sick Puppies is "good looking." If that acid trip-esq picture didn't make me puck, that did. Then my mom made me listen to Eminem ft. Rihanna (or however the fuck you spell it), anyway, I know I've been lacking on my postings, but, all in good time, children, all in good time.
Oh, how I love sitting at home twice in a row on the weekends. I mean, am I that terrible? Because, not even my dog wants to sit with me. FUCK MY LIFE. I love being avoided like the plague.
Ew, Weezer. UGH. I've been trying to hang out with one of my friends for like, two weeks, but she's looking for a dog, or secretly hates me. Maybe I should start painting again? Eh, whatever, I'll figure out something to do.
Oh, how I love sitting at home twice in a row on the weekends. I mean, am I that terrible? Because, not even my dog wants to sit with me. FUCK MY LIFE. I love being avoided like the plague.
Ew, Weezer. UGH. I've been trying to hang out with one of my friends for like, two weeks, but she's looking for a dog, or secretly hates me. Maybe I should start painting again? Eh, whatever, I'll figure out something to do.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Some blogs
Well, today I spent a good chunk of my day listening to my Chihuahua bark his fool head off, eat some soup (that was divine!), then figure out then soup bowl had a crack in it, so there's a good chance I could have Ebola, and start bleeding from my nose, mouth, ears, ect by tomorrow (I hear this also happeneds when you read the Twilight books, silly Mormans). Anyway, I'm actually going to try and STAY on topic, isn't that dorbs? But, my blog falls between a lot of blogs about "finding" Jesus. But, I never knew he was lost. I should draw an MS Paint drawing of the Pope, and make him be yelling at some one like, "YOU LOST HIM?! HOW DO YOU LOSE JESUS?! HOW DO YOU LOSE A PERSON?!"
I don't know about you, but if I was God or Jesus, I'd be SO pissed, cos people keep putting words in my mouth, I'd be like, "You know what dude, go screw your dad, yeah, that's right, because it's okay to do that, but it's not okay to be gay."
That was an extremely run on sentence. If I were to show this to my english teacher, she would shoot me, and not just for the run on sentence, she's a Christain.
PHEH!
So, right now my office (which is the love seat in my livingroom), is covered with blank cds, my blog notebook, starburst wrappers and empty water bottles. Yes, that's how messy I am. And, if you think that's bad, you should see my room.
So, I resently added more in/after school activities to my list. Ha, list. So, now I'm in a program called Reaching Higher. Despite the name it actually sounds really cool. It's a leader ship class, so you get to learn how to be an all around better person, and pretty much put yourself in other people's shoes. So, we shall see how it plays out, yes?
I don't know about you, but if I was God or Jesus, I'd be SO pissed, cos people keep putting words in my mouth, I'd be like, "You know what dude, go screw your dad, yeah, that's right, because it's okay to do that, but it's not okay to be gay."
That was an extremely run on sentence. If I were to show this to my english teacher, she would shoot me, and not just for the run on sentence, she's a Christain.
PHEH!
So, right now my office (which is the love seat in my livingroom), is covered with blank cds, my blog notebook, starburst wrappers and empty water bottles. Yes, that's how messy I am. And, if you think that's bad, you should see my room.
So, I resently added more in/after school activities to my list. Ha, list. So, now I'm in a program called Reaching Higher. Despite the name it actually sounds really cool. It's a leader ship class, so you get to learn how to be an all around better person, and pretty much put yourself in other people's shoes. So, we shall see how it plays out, yes?
Hey y'all! Oh God, IT"S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!
Oh god. How come every blog on this cite is either about God, or family, or a family that's 'found' God. YOU LOST HIM?! Anyway, time to blog for this week, Oct. 11-17.
#1
IT'S NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY!!!!!!!! Are you out?
"Are you pregnant?"
"No."
All the while I'm thinking are YOU pregnant?! It would have been funny if you knew the girl who asked that, cos there's a rumor going around that she was preggers, then she scrambled the eggs, if you catch my drift.
Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, Physics.
Physics
KASPER! KASPER! OH GOD, KASPER! I just got in this class, and I want to KILL
OH GOD KASPER, SIT DOWN, IT GETS WORSE.
The rednecks are talking about hunting, Kari (aka The Deer Avenger) will drill bird you and your family
Excuse me sir redneck douche-berry, I can hear you talking about me, because I sit right in front of you.
This gum is loosing it's flavor.
So, in my locker I have a poster for National Coming Out Day that says, Comin' Out. And some one wrote "of the closet" under it, ORLY? I THOUGHT I WAS COMING OUT OF A FRYING PAN! THANK YOU FOR THAT VALUABLE INFORMATION stupid douche-berry.
I'm not going to turn around if you keep kicking my chair, you silly Yes, I'm gay thanks for your observation.
I can hear you know.
I'm sorry sir, but I'm not scared to admit that I'm gay in public, and you can't make me be.
Yes, pick on me til your wicked heart is content.
Just take your stupid anti-gay morals, and shove them up your ass
All of this happens in the spans of about 58 minutes, mind you.
FUCK MY LIFE
That is all.
HURRAY
You know what day it is.
Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, (x 30) oh Go-
WHAT OS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
Lunch
What happened at lunch, hm..... let's see, I saw some kid I haven't seen in well, awhile. He's pretty moderate, perhaps nothing more then a pretty face though.
Oh, Gee (the lovable prostitute) wasn't there, and Pudge never bothers with us anymore, so I sat alone with my French Fries.
Then, I sat by my best friend, the garbage can. Oh God, what is that smell? Week old sweaty feet? I think I developed esophagus burn.
DOUCHE-BERRIES, GO AWAY! Oh, it was hopeless, I was trapped by garbage can, and gagging on the smell.
HA! And a song called, "Oh the Brightside" (by NeverShoutNever ) just came on, on the brightside, there's such a thing?
"Just lookin' for some answers, in a world that answers none of them at all."
German
I hope we aren't reading out loud today, I hope we aren't doing anything today. I really, really don't want to be here.
So, this kid in my class doesn't listen to new music, I was pretty much like, HOW DO YOU LIVE, GOOD SIR?
English
I love this class, although, it's quite boring, okay, really boring. But, two of my good friends are in it, Nichole and Spaz. We're reading about Pilgrims, And there silliness.
# 2
1st Hour
This class = win.
The teacher is kinda like my mother, in which she tells me what to do. The class all together reminds me of the movie The Breakfast Club (if you haven't seen that movie, you are a fail). We talk to each other and get along (or pretend to) in the class, but outside of the class we couldn't care less about each other. Except me and my friend John, he's such a nerd, but he's pretty ASSUME.
Geometry
I have finally found my soul mate. The NER desk. It's backwards. I love it. 'Nough said. Geometry, I hate (not really) to say this, but you are not my friend.
Physics
UGH
Test today, maybe it'll ACTUALLY be quiet for once, and all the douche-berries will shut their big DOUCHE-BERRY-EE MOUTHS
SO there's this group/club thing called WISH (will intolerance stop here) at my school but they do NOTHING in my school to stop the bashing of gays. Even if I wasn't gay, I wouldn't go around talking shit about some one just because of their sexual preferences. For all I care you could be in love with the lamp in the corner of my room, it would be alittle strangle, but whatever floats your goat, dude.
That test was really easy, but I have a gut feeling that I failed, I could have quite possibly failed with a big oomping portion of epic-ness.
So tired.
IT'S SO COLD!
Maybe I crash landed in Antarctica?
But really guys, it's so fucking cold, I think my balls'll freeze off. I think I'd like to be identified as a man, is it just me, or does that sound fun?
FREE SEX CHANGE CLINIC, HERE I COME :D
Is it sad that I like to watch the Canadian news? I dislike America right now.
Hahahaha, rival in the class,
LOVE IT.
#3
Geometry
Tween douche-berries? LOVE IT ugh, as if. Woah, 90's flashback there. Sorry about that.
I AM SO HUNGRY Really guys, I ate apple sauce for dinner last night. And a HoHo. The dinner of champs, I know. It's always so damn cold in here!
I'm so tired, my eyes hurt. Maybe I should put this on Buzznet, so people will read it.
I love that guy, he's my hero.
I'm finding it REALLY hard to stay in the lines today.
FUCK SALT
This gum lost its flavor after I drank some delicious exploded Coco Puffs.
Exploded Coco Puffs is a drink at my school, it's like coffee chocolate goodness. It has a strangely good flavor.
IT'S GOOD AND TERRIBLE AT THE SAME TIME
My head hurts, it's not fun. I wish it was Thursday, those kids make my life complete. <3
So, I get picked on for being gay, or just plain strange, and a bit, let's just say "fashionable." What do you get picked on for?
To be honest, I AM SO WIERD but, you probably know that if you've been reading, if you just started, HELLO THAR I wish people could see my blog notebook, the notebook I write EVERYTHING in, some pretty crazy shit goes down in here.
Shouldn't there be 360 days in a year, instead of 365? I mean cos 360 is considered a circle, but 365 is all the way around plus five. Is that stupid, or am I the only one who thinks that?
Physics
We had a sub, and there's a new kid from Grand Blank. When he got into class, I was pretty much like, "Welcome to Brighton, you'll hate it here." Which started me on a whole new- oh God, I think I have nose crabs or something. My nose itches so bad! Anyway, it stared my off on a new rant (you knew it was coming), WHY WOULD YOU MOVE TO BRIGHTON MICHIGAN?!?!?!?WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?! Nothing happens here, Nothing I don't think anything really happens in Grand Blank either, except, Jeffree Star, in December that is. I hope I get to go!
Call me crazy, but I have mad J-Star love (please don't kill me in my sleep).
German
Nothing really eventful ever really happens in my German II class. Yesterday some one called my friend/aquantance/buddy/whatever the hell you wanna call her a "Goth." Even though she's totes not a "Goth." What does that even mean?
It makes me laugh how middle schoolers are so concerned with their silly little middle schooler lives, talking about child care and that shit. As if it really matters.
Fast forward to #4
Physics
I really feel bad for the new kid, I really do. He's crash landed in Shitville. Or at least in my opinion. Maybe he thrives on this shit, and I really mean SHIT. The teacher reminds me of my aunt Beck, except if Beck was the teacher, she would have karate chopped all of us.
1, 2, 3....4 GO! Sorry I had to.
.2560 minutes later... Sorry, I had to make fun of Stephanie Meyer there for a bit. BITCH go have AMAZING (!) gay butt sex with your silly little homophobic chonies.
ACCELEROMITER? PHEH! I really do hate this class.
Hoffentlich bringt deutsche bessere Dinge
I don't know if that statement is entirely right, because I used Googe Translate. Anyway...
Geometry
I love my Geometry teacher, she's amazing.
We had three fire drills today, and one tornado drill, and it's REALLY COLD OUT
Physics
Oh balls. It's so cold I almost froze my balls off, again.
I AM SO HUNGRY and I actually had dinner last night.
How I detest this class.
OH BLEH!
and Kera isn't here today :( it makes me a sad panda, I love Kera, she's my hero. I suck at making the little () things.
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PHEH
We're watching Bill Nye the Science Guy (Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Billl Nye the Science Guy) Why can't it be Bill Nye the Science dude?
Why would you put hydroics on your car? They just scream douche.
Like, really, how can you drive when your car isn't on the road?
HOW? HOW DO YOU DO IT?! TEACH ME YOUR WIZARD WAYS!!!
Is it wrong that I'm almost 16 and I still love Bill Nye?
COs everyone in my class is making fun of it. Sad panda.
Some one should invent motocons for this blog, I would, but I'm not that skilled.
Anyone else glad it's
FRIDAY BITCHES>!
Cos I am.
There's a typo in here, but I forgot where it was, enjoy.
#1
IT'S NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY!!!!!!!! Are you out?
"Are you pregnant?"
"No."
All the while I'm thinking are YOU pregnant?! It would have been funny if you knew the girl who asked that, cos there's a rumor going around that she was preggers, then she scrambled the eggs, if you catch my drift.
Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, Physics.
Physics
KASPER! KASPER! OH GOD, KASPER! I just got in this class, and I want to KILL
OH GOD KASPER, SIT DOWN, IT GETS WORSE.
The rednecks are talking about hunting, Kari (aka The Deer Avenger) will drill bird you and your family
Excuse me sir redneck douche-berry, I can hear you talking about me, because I sit right in front of you.
This gum is loosing it's flavor.
So, in my locker I have a poster for National Coming Out Day that says, Comin' Out. And some one wrote "of the closet" under it, ORLY? I THOUGHT I WAS COMING OUT OF A FRYING PAN! THANK YOU FOR THAT VALUABLE INFORMATION stupid douche-berry.
I'm not going to turn around if you keep kicking my chair, you silly Yes, I'm gay thanks for your observation.
I can hear you know.
I'm sorry sir, but I'm not scared to admit that I'm gay in public, and you can't make me be.
Yes, pick on me til your wicked heart is content.
Just take your stupid anti-gay morals, and shove them up your ass
All of this happens in the spans of about 58 minutes, mind you.
FUCK MY LIFE
That is all.
HURRAY
You know what day it is.
Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, (x 30) oh Go-
WHAT OS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
Lunch
What happened at lunch, hm..... let's see, I saw some kid I haven't seen in well, awhile. He's pretty moderate, perhaps nothing more then a pretty face though.
Oh, Gee (the lovable prostitute) wasn't there, and Pudge never bothers with us anymore, so I sat alone with my French Fries.
Then, I sat by my best friend, the garbage can. Oh God, what is that smell? Week old sweaty feet? I think I developed esophagus burn.
DOUCHE-BERRIES, GO AWAY! Oh, it was hopeless, I was trapped by garbage can, and gagging on the smell.
HA! And a song called, "Oh the Brightside" (by NeverShoutNever ) just came on, on the brightside, there's such a thing?
"Just lookin' for some answers, in a world that answers none of them at all."
German
I hope we aren't reading out loud today, I hope we aren't doing anything today. I really, really don't want to be here.
So, this kid in my class doesn't listen to new music, I was pretty much like, HOW DO YOU LIVE, GOOD SIR?
English
I love this class, although, it's quite boring, okay, really boring. But, two of my good friends are in it, Nichole and Spaz. We're reading about Pilgrims, And there silliness.
# 2
1st Hour
This class = win.
The teacher is kinda like my mother, in which she tells me what to do. The class all together reminds me of the movie The Breakfast Club (if you haven't seen that movie, you are a fail). We talk to each other and get along (or pretend to) in the class, but outside of the class we couldn't care less about each other. Except me and my friend John, he's such a nerd, but he's pretty ASSUME.
Geometry
I have finally found my soul mate. The NER desk. It's backwards. I love it. 'Nough said. Geometry, I hate (not really) to say this, but you are not my friend.
Physics
UGH
Test today, maybe it'll ACTUALLY be quiet for once, and all the douche-berries will shut their big DOUCHE-BERRY-EE MOUTHS
SO there's this group/club thing called WISH (will intolerance stop here) at my school but they do NOTHING in my school to stop the bashing of gays. Even if I wasn't gay, I wouldn't go around talking shit about some one just because of their sexual preferences. For all I care you could be in love with the lamp in the corner of my room, it would be alittle strangle, but whatever floats your goat, dude.
That test was really easy, but I have a gut feeling that I failed, I could have quite possibly failed with a big oomping portion of epic-ness.
So tired.
IT'S SO COLD!
Maybe I crash landed in Antarctica?
But really guys, it's so fucking cold, I think my balls'll freeze off. I think I'd like to be identified as a man, is it just me, or does that sound fun?
FREE SEX CHANGE CLINIC, HERE I COME :D
Is it sad that I like to watch the Canadian news? I dislike America right now.
Hahahaha, rival in the class,
LOVE IT.
#3
Geometry
Tween douche-berries? LOVE IT ugh, as if. Woah, 90's flashback there. Sorry about that.
I AM SO HUNGRY Really guys, I ate apple sauce for dinner last night. And a HoHo. The dinner of champs, I know. It's always so damn cold in here!
I'm so tired, my eyes hurt. Maybe I should put this on Buzznet, so people will read it.
I love that guy, he's my hero.
I'm finding it REALLY hard to stay in the lines today.
FUCK SALT
This gum lost its flavor after I drank some delicious exploded Coco Puffs.
Exploded Coco Puffs is a drink at my school, it's like coffee chocolate goodness. It has a strangely good flavor.
IT'S GOOD AND TERRIBLE AT THE SAME TIME
My head hurts, it's not fun. I wish it was Thursday, those kids make my life complete. <3
So, I get picked on for being gay, or just plain strange, and a bit, let's just say "fashionable." What do you get picked on for?
To be honest, I AM SO WIERD but, you probably know that if you've been reading, if you just started, HELLO THAR I wish people could see my blog notebook, the notebook I write EVERYTHING in, some pretty crazy shit goes down in here.
Shouldn't there be 360 days in a year, instead of 365? I mean cos 360 is considered a circle, but 365 is all the way around plus five. Is that stupid, or am I the only one who thinks that?
Physics
We had a sub, and there's a new kid from Grand Blank. When he got into class, I was pretty much like, "Welcome to Brighton, you'll hate it here." Which started me on a whole new- oh God, I think I have nose crabs or something. My nose itches so bad! Anyway, it stared my off on a new rant (you knew it was coming), WHY WOULD YOU MOVE TO BRIGHTON MICHIGAN?!?!?!?WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?! Nothing happens here, Nothing I don't think anything really happens in Grand Blank either, except, Jeffree Star, in December that is. I hope I get to go!
Call me crazy, but I have mad J-Star love (please don't kill me in my sleep).
German
Nothing really eventful ever really happens in my German II class. Yesterday some one called my friend/aquantance/buddy/whatever the hell you wanna call her a "Goth." Even though she's totes not a "Goth." What does that even mean?
It makes me laugh how middle schoolers are so concerned with their silly little middle schooler lives, talking about child care and that shit. As if it really matters.
Fast forward to #4
Physics
I really feel bad for the new kid, I really do. He's crash landed in Shitville. Or at least in my opinion. Maybe he thrives on this shit, and I really mean SHIT. The teacher reminds me of my aunt Beck, except if Beck was the teacher, she would have karate chopped all of us.
1, 2, 3....4 GO! Sorry I had to.
.2560 minutes later... Sorry, I had to make fun of Stephanie Meyer there for a bit. BITCH go have AMAZING (!) gay butt sex with your silly little homophobic chonies.
ACCELEROMITER? PHEH! I really do hate this class.
Hoffentlich bringt deutsche bessere Dinge
I don't know if that statement is entirely right, because I used Googe Translate. Anyway...
Geometry
I love my Geometry teacher, she's amazing.
We had three fire drills today, and one tornado drill, and it's REALLY COLD OUT
Physics
Oh balls. It's so cold I almost froze my balls off, again.
I AM SO HUNGRY and I actually had dinner last night.
How I detest this class.
OH BLEH!
and Kera isn't here today :( it makes me a sad panda, I love Kera, she's my hero. I suck at making the little () things.
KHDES'HRFTew:dHOIVGJYIBGFRSIK5RFDZ9A42FEJKRFTDJFISRWNREMJGFDLSKKJFDL
PHEH
We're watching Bill Nye the Science Guy (Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Billl Nye the Science Guy) Why can't it be Bill Nye the Science dude?
Why would you put hydroics on your car? They just scream douche.
Like, really, how can you drive when your car isn't on the road?
HOW? HOW DO YOU DO IT?! TEACH ME YOUR WIZARD WAYS!!!
Is it wrong that I'm almost 16 and I still love Bill Nye?
COs everyone in my class is making fun of it. Sad panda.
Some one should invent motocons for this blog, I would, but I'm not that skilled.
Anyone else glad it's
FRIDAY BITCHES>!
Cos I am.
There's a typo in here, but I forgot where it was, enjoy.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
SOME ONE POSTED ON MY BLOG!!! Does this make for a new follower? Maybe? Perhaps? I was just called a dickwad.
Well people, brace yourselves, this is gonna be a long one.
(I don't remember what day this is from, so I'll just call it day 1)
Hello all, welcome back.
Excuse me douche-y football player, I don't need to know about your drug habits, and if you call some one a fag again, I might just shove my chair up your big douche-y ass.
Speaking of fags, I should start a band called "New Wave Faggots." Cool, huh?
People in my Physics class are so disrespectful. I feel like crying, today is not a good day.
Anyway, back to the New Wave Faggots. I hate that word, faggot. It means cigarette, or pile of sticks.
I got called a dyke yesterday, does it really matter if you prefer the same or different sex? I admire beautiful girls and boys, is that a crime? Will I get hanged for it?
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD
Thank you Catholicism, go rape small boys, stupid Priests, or whatever you're called.
"I hate everyone, but I'm not going to through piss bottles at you." -Mat Devine
#2
Welcome back everyone! Now, it's time for my favorite topic, men-- UGH! People in my history class! (except for three other girls who feel my pain.)
Oct. 6th
Oh. My. God. You can't sit where you want, so now you're going to start swearing? So mature, fucking pussy, grow up.
How come I sit by a whole bunch of ridiculously immature people? I mean I sit in front of a fucking redneck! He just said, "It don't matter."
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!
I also sit by a bunch of stoners, the kid that sits next to me said he likes my head, even though he was talking about my hat that I was wearing that day, then proceeded to ask if I had the same hat in blue that he could have. I was awe struck by the stupidity of it all. Football players, PHEH!
I'm so tired, I think I might pass out walking down the hall and get trampled. The rednecks are arguing over tractors. Wait, tractors? TRACTORS?!
I'm so tired I spelled slope wrong in Physics. Stupid Physics. You're not my friend.
"I ain't buyin' that." UGH, learn to speak, please!
Ah, yes. After lunch I feel a bit more energized. Now we get to see what happened in German, shall we? Oh, wait, we're doing a crossword. I think that's about as much fun as German gets. Work wise, anyway. But, all in all, it's a good class. And, sometimes (like today) it makes for a good nap.
History was fine, except for Bud-hist. As some girl said.
Thursday, Oct. 7th
GSA meeting today :) so tomorrow is Sweetest day. I suppose or at least that's what I hear. My school is giving out pink roses for Breast Cancer. I mean, having a cure for cancer would be nice and everything, but I don't really think it'll happen. The cure for everyone is different, because I mean every ones genes are so different. I don't think any ones genes are the same, unless they're identical twins.
I have no idea why I'm so tired, I slept ALL DAY in school and out. And, during English I fell asleep while reading the Crucible, I had the weirdest dream ever. Picture it, rubrics cube hat, but instead of colors on this rubrics cube hat, there were mirrors. Guys, guys, GUYS it is totes a sign from God!
"Tyler, shut up or I'm gonna flip this table 360 degrees and shove it up your ass." -Brennen
That was the best EVER.
Note: Never make eye contact with ANYONE, because if you do, they might think it's an opening for conversation.
German always brings talk of random random-ness, today the topic is perry the Platypus from some teenybopper show.
Today we're playing Scrabble, but it's not just any Scrabble. It's German Scrabble. Not my favorite.
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLDORE? WHAT THE FUCK?!
History
"Is that your whacking stick?"
"No, this is my whacking stick." (seductive eyes) har, har.
That last part, yeah that didn't really happen, but I'd be funny if it did, I mean just saying it, not doing it.
Cool, I'm pretty sure I just got flipped the bird. And, maybe if I'm lucky enough, called a fag. People love me so much. My adoring fans.
HA. And again, why is it any ones business if you're straight, you're straight if you aren't then you aren't. It's not just black and white, there's gray too!
UGH! Just because I'm considered gay, doesn't mean I'm going to come onto some straight girl (or every straight girl out there).
"I'm lost."
"Aren't we all alittle lost?"
"What are they wearing?"
"Muslims."
YES, COS THEY'RE TOTES WEARING MOTHERFUCKING MUSLIMS! WHAT THE-UGH!
Knowledge, you need it!
Friday, Oct. 8th
Geometry
I need to get out more. I really do. Maybe try on some more of them there egily dresses, oh God.
IT'S HAPPENING TO ME TOO I"M BEING REDNECK-AFIED! *head desk* there goes my spelling. HOLY BALLS! I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS HELP ME MESUS! So, I really do need to get out more. Hm, what's new? Oh, yes, before I forget, IT'S FRIDAY BITCHES!
How could I forget that? How awful of me, I'm such a bad person sometimes, I'M GOING TO BURN IN HELL WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. BRUWHOHAHA!
Today after school, I have to go to my Grandma's with said padre to get her interwebs of webby-ness hooked up, and all that good shit. Emily (Sea Monster/Sometimes Freak/the other half of my fucking Brain!)
I swear too much, have you ever been told that? I have. I could make a fucking sailor cry.
Physics
Again with the English I started out in Brighton and I guess my car has crash landed in Rednecks Ville. *picture later* I have two tests today, and I'm reading the fucking Crucible.
FUCK YOU GOD! I'm gonna get killed by God now, if God does exist.
That was pretty dorbs. But, yeah, that's totes gonna happen. I made a triangle! Eat my triangle motherfucking triangle, bitch.
:D "Shelby Eglitis OWNS shape making!" - Kera Reed
GERMAN
Yeah, defiantly failed that test. And there was SO MANY WORDS my brain wants to comity suicide now. Thanks, frau Goss. Thanks. THAT dear friends is an epic in the making. Hm, so what's happening in the world? well, there's 5 gay kids dead in like, 3 or 4 weeks thanks to the douches of the world, stupid douches.
Well people, brace yourselves, this is gonna be a long one.
(I don't remember what day this is from, so I'll just call it day 1)
Hello all, welcome back.
Excuse me douche-y football player, I don't need to know about your drug habits, and if you call some one a fag again, I might just shove my chair up your big douche-y ass.
Speaking of fags, I should start a band called "New Wave Faggots." Cool, huh?
People in my Physics class are so disrespectful. I feel like crying, today is not a good day.
Anyway, back to the New Wave Faggots. I hate that word, faggot. It means cigarette, or pile of sticks.
I got called a dyke yesterday, does it really matter if you prefer the same or different sex? I admire beautiful girls and boys, is that a crime? Will I get hanged for it?
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD
Thank you Catholicism, go rape small boys, stupid Priests, or whatever you're called.
"I hate everyone, but I'm not going to through piss bottles at you." -Mat Devine
#2
Welcome back everyone! Now, it's time for my favorite topic, men-- UGH! People in my history class! (except for three other girls who feel my pain.)
Oct. 6th
Oh. My. God. You can't sit where you want, so now you're going to start swearing? So mature, fucking pussy, grow up.
How come I sit by a whole bunch of ridiculously immature people? I mean I sit in front of a fucking redneck! He just said, "It don't matter."
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!
I also sit by a bunch of stoners, the kid that sits next to me said he likes my head, even though he was talking about my hat that I was wearing that day, then proceeded to ask if I had the same hat in blue that he could have. I was awe struck by the stupidity of it all. Football players, PHEH!
I'm so tired, I think I might pass out walking down the hall and get trampled. The rednecks are arguing over tractors. Wait, tractors? TRACTORS?!
I'm so tired I spelled slope wrong in Physics. Stupid Physics. You're not my friend.
"I ain't buyin' that." UGH, learn to speak, please!
Ah, yes. After lunch I feel a bit more energized. Now we get to see what happened in German, shall we? Oh, wait, we're doing a crossword. I think that's about as much fun as German gets. Work wise, anyway. But, all in all, it's a good class. And, sometimes (like today) it makes for a good nap.
History was fine, except for Bud-hist. As some girl said.
Thursday, Oct. 7th
GSA meeting today :) so tomorrow is Sweetest day. I suppose or at least that's what I hear. My school is giving out pink roses for Breast Cancer. I mean, having a cure for cancer would be nice and everything, but I don't really think it'll happen. The cure for everyone is different, because I mean every ones genes are so different. I don't think any ones genes are the same, unless they're identical twins.
I have no idea why I'm so tired, I slept ALL DAY in school and out. And, during English I fell asleep while reading the Crucible, I had the weirdest dream ever. Picture it, rubrics cube hat, but instead of colors on this rubrics cube hat, there were mirrors. Guys, guys, GUYS it is totes a sign from God!
"Tyler, shut up or I'm gonna flip this table 360 degrees and shove it up your ass." -Brennen
That was the best EVER.
Note: Never make eye contact with ANYONE, because if you do, they might think it's an opening for conversation.
German always brings talk of random random-ness, today the topic is perry the Platypus from some teenybopper show.
Today we're playing Scrabble, but it's not just any Scrabble. It's German Scrabble. Not my favorite.
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLDORE? WHAT THE FUCK?!
History
"Is that your whacking stick?"
"No, this is my whacking stick." (seductive eyes) har, har.
That last part, yeah that didn't really happen, but I'd be funny if it did, I mean just saying it, not doing it.
Cool, I'm pretty sure I just got flipped the bird. And, maybe if I'm lucky enough, called a fag. People love me so much. My adoring fans.
HA. And again, why is it any ones business if you're straight, you're straight if you aren't then you aren't. It's not just black and white, there's gray too!
UGH! Just because I'm considered gay, doesn't mean I'm going to come onto some straight girl (or every straight girl out there).
"I'm lost."
"Aren't we all alittle lost?"
"What are they wearing?"
"Muslims."
YES, COS THEY'RE TOTES WEARING MOTHERFUCKING MUSLIMS! WHAT THE-UGH!
Knowledge, you need it!
Friday, Oct. 8th
Geometry
I need to get out more. I really do. Maybe try on some more of them there egily dresses, oh God.
IT'S HAPPENING TO ME TOO I"M BEING REDNECK-AFIED! *head desk* there goes my spelling. HOLY BALLS! I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS HELP ME MESUS! So, I really do need to get out more. Hm, what's new? Oh, yes, before I forget, IT'S FRIDAY BITCHES!
How could I forget that? How awful of me, I'm such a bad person sometimes, I'M GOING TO BURN IN HELL WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. BRUWHOHAHA!
Today after school, I have to go to my Grandma's with said padre to get her interwebs of webby-ness hooked up, and all that good shit. Emily (Sea Monster/Sometimes Freak/the other half of my fucking Brain!)
I swear too much, have you ever been told that? I have. I could make a fucking sailor cry.
Physics
Again with the English I started out in Brighton and I guess my car has crash landed in Rednecks Ville. *picture later* I have two tests today, and I'm reading the fucking Crucible.
FUCK YOU GOD! I'm gonna get killed by God now, if God does exist.
That was pretty dorbs. But, yeah, that's totes gonna happen. I made a triangle! Eat my triangle motherfucking triangle, bitch.
:D "Shelby Eglitis OWNS shape making!" - Kera Reed
GERMAN
Yeah, defiantly failed that test. And there was SO MANY WORDS my brain wants to comity suicide now. Thanks, frau Goss. Thanks. THAT dear friends is an epic in the making. Hm, so what's happening in the world? well, there's 5 gay kids dead in like, 3 or 4 weeks thanks to the douches of the world, stupid douches.
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