Hey y'all! Oh God, IT"S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!

Oh god. How come every blog on this cite is either about God, or family, or a family that's 'found' God. YOU LOST HIM?! Anyway, time to blog for this week, Oct. 11-17.
#1
IT'S NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY!!!!!!!! Are you out?
"Are you pregnant?"
"No."
All the while I'm thinking are YOU pregnant?! It would have been funny if you knew the girl who asked that, cos there's a rumor going around that she was preggers, then she scrambled the eggs, if you catch my drift.
Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, Physics.
Physics
KASPER! KASPER! OH GOD, KASPER! I just got in this class, and I want to KILL
OH GOD KASPER, SIT DOWN, IT GETS WORSE.
The rednecks are talking about hunting, Kari (aka The Deer Avenger) will drill bird you and your family
Excuse me sir redneck douche-berry, I can hear you talking about me, because I sit right in front of you.
This gum is loosing it's flavor.
So, in my locker I have a poster for National Coming Out Day that says, Comin' Out. And some one wrote "of the closet" under it, ORLY? I THOUGHT I WAS COMING OUT OF A FRYING PAN! THANK YOU FOR THAT VALUABLE INFORMATION stupid douche-berry.
I'm not going to turn around if you keep kicking my chair, you silly Yes, I'm gay thanks for your observation.
I can hear you know.
I'm sorry sir, but I'm not scared to admit that I'm gay in public, and you can't make me be.
Yes, pick on me til your wicked heart is content.
Just take your stupid anti-gay morals, and shove them up your ass
All of this happens in the spans of about 58 minutes, mind you.
FUCK MY LIFE
That is all.
HURRAY
You know what day it is.
Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, (x 30) oh Go-
WHAT OS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
Lunch
What happened at lunch, hm..... let's see, I saw some kid I haven't seen in well, awhile. He's pretty moderate, perhaps nothing more then a pretty face though.
Oh, Gee (the lovable prostitute) wasn't there, and Pudge never bothers with us anymore, so I sat alone with my French Fries.
Then, I sat by my best friend, the garbage can. Oh God, what is that smell? Week old sweaty feet? I think I developed esophagus burn.
DOUCHE-BERRIES, GO AWAY! Oh, it was hopeless, I was trapped by garbage can, and gagging on the smell.
HA! And a song called, "Oh the Brightside" (by NeverShoutNever ) just came on, on the brightside, there's such a thing?
"Just lookin' for some answers, in a world that answers none of them at all."
German
I hope we aren't reading out loud today, I hope we aren't doing anything today. I really, really don't want to be here.
So, this kid in my class doesn't listen to new music, I was pretty much like, HOW DO YOU LIVE, GOOD SIR?
English
I love this class, although, it's quite boring, okay, really boring. But, two of my good friends are in it, Nichole and Spaz. We're reading about Pilgrims, And there silliness.

# 2
1st Hour
This class = win.
The teacher is kinda like my mother, in which she tells me what to do. The class all together reminds me of the movie The Breakfast Club (if you haven't seen that movie, you are a fail). We talk to each other and get along (or pretend to) in the class, but outside of the class we couldn't care less about each other. Except me and my friend John, he's such a nerd, but he's pretty ASSUME.
Geometry
I have finally found my soul mate. The NER desk. It's backwards. I love it. 'Nough said. Geometry, I hate (not really) to say this, but you are not my friend.
Physics
UGH
Test today, maybe it'll ACTUALLY be quiet for once, and all the douche-berries will shut their big DOUCHE-BERRY-EE MOUTHS
SO there's this group/club thing called WISH (will intolerance stop here) at my school but they do NOTHING in my school to stop the bashing of gays. Even if I wasn't gay, I wouldn't go around talking shit about some one just because of their sexual preferences. For all I care you could be in love with the lamp in the corner of my room, it would be alittle strangle, but whatever floats your goat, dude.
That test was really easy, but I have a gut feeling that I failed, I could have quite possibly failed with a big oomping portion of epic-ness.
So tired.
IT'S SO COLD!
Maybe I crash landed in Antarctica?
But really guys, it's so fucking cold, I think my balls'll freeze off. I think I'd like to be identified as a man, is it just me, or does that sound fun?
FREE SEX CHANGE CLINIC, HERE I COME :D
Is it sad that I like to watch the Canadian news? I dislike America right now.
Hahahaha, rival in the class,
LOVE IT.
#3
Geometry
Tween douche-berries? LOVE IT ugh, as if. Woah, 90's flashback there. Sorry about that.
I AM SO HUNGRY Really guys, I ate apple sauce for dinner last night. And a HoHo. The dinner of champs, I know. It's always so damn cold in here!
I'm so tired, my eyes hurt. Maybe I should put this on Buzznet, so people will read it.
I love that guy, he's my hero.
I'm finding it REALLY hard to stay in the lines today.
FUCK SALT
This gum lost its flavor after I drank some delicious exploded Coco Puffs.
Exploded Coco Puffs is a drink at my school, it's like coffee chocolate goodness. It has a strangely good flavor.
IT'S GOOD AND TERRIBLE AT THE SAME TIME
My head hurts, it's not fun. I wish it was Thursday, those kids make my life complete. <3
So, I get picked on for being gay, or just plain strange, and a bit, let's just say "fashionable." What do you get picked on for?
To be honest, I AM SO WIERD but, you probably know that if you've been reading, if you just started, HELLO THAR I wish people could see my blog notebook, the notebook I write EVERYTHING in, some pretty crazy shit goes down in here.
Shouldn't there be 360 days in a year, instead of 365? I mean cos 360 is considered a circle, but 365 is all the way around plus five. Is that stupid, or am I the only one who thinks that?
Physics
We had a sub, and there's a new kid from Grand Blank. When he got into class, I was pretty much like, "Welcome to Brighton, you'll hate it here." Which started me on a whole new- oh God, I think I have nose crabs or something. My nose itches so bad! Anyway, it stared my off on a new rant (you knew it was coming), WHY WOULD YOU MOVE TO BRIGHTON MICHIGAN?!?!?!?WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?! Nothing happens here, Nothing I don't think anything really happens in Grand Blank either, except, Jeffree Star, in December that is. I hope I get to go!
Call me crazy, but I have mad J-Star love (please don't kill me in my sleep).
German
Nothing really eventful ever really happens in my German II class. Yesterday some one called my friend/aquantance/buddy/whatever the hell you wanna call her a "Goth." Even though she's totes not a "Goth." What does that even mean?
It makes me laugh how middle schoolers are so concerned with their silly little middle schooler lives, talking about child care and that shit. As if it really matters.
Fast forward to #4
Physics
I really feel bad for the new kid, I really do. He's crash landed in Shitville. Or at least in my opinion. Maybe he thrives on this shit, and I really mean SHIT. The teacher reminds me of my aunt Beck, except if Beck was the teacher, she would have karate chopped all of us.
1, 2, 3....4 GO! Sorry I had to.
.2560 minutes later... Sorry, I had to make fun of Stephanie Meyer there for a bit. BITCH go have AMAZING (!) gay butt sex with your silly little homophobic chonies.
ACCELEROMITER? PHEH! I really do hate this class.
Hoffentlich bringt deutsche bessere Dinge
I don't know if that statement is entirely right, because I used Googe Translate. Anyway...
Geometry
I love my Geometry teacher, she's amazing.
We had three fire drills today, and one tornado drill, and it's REALLY COLD OUT
Physics
Oh balls. It's so cold I almost froze my balls off, again.
I AM SO HUNGRY and I actually had dinner last night.
How I detest this class.
OH BLEH!
and Kera isn't here today :( it makes me a sad panda, I love Kera, she's my hero. I suck at making the little () things.
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PHEH
We're watching Bill Nye the Science Guy (Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Billl Nye the Science Guy) Why can't it be Bill Nye the Science dude?
Why would you put hydroics on your car? They just scream douche.
Like, really, how can you drive when your car isn't on the road?
HOW? HOW DO YOU DO IT?! TEACH ME YOUR WIZARD WAYS!!!
Is it wrong that I'm almost 16 and I still love Bill Nye?
COs everyone in my class is making fun of it. Sad panda.
Some one should invent motocons for this blog, I would, but I'm not that skilled.
Anyone else glad it's
FRIDAY BITCHES>!
Cos I am.

There's a typo in here, but I forgot where it was, enjoy.