As you all know (or don't) I went on vacation to Florida, my sister and I, or rather my sister, drove down. I am not sitting in an office chair in a shitty hotel room, in Atlanta. That was a lot of "ins" yes?
Well, anyhoodles, I think I heard chewing coming from the corner or my hotel room. But, really, this room is so sketchy. It has one king sized bed, a TV, a mini fridge, and all the other shit that nobody needs. I don't really need a TV in my hotel room, I'm not really a TV person.
Anyway, story time. My sister and I slept in her car last night, when it was about 15degrees out. We had a sleeping bag, and two little blankets. Needless to say, it sucked ass. We got two hours of sleep, and then started on the road again. In Kentucky. I hate Kentucky. I also hate Ohio.
Anyway, we went back to sleep at a different rest stop in Kentucky, and slept for like, three hours.
We drove threw Kentucky today, and Tennessee, and now we're in Atlanta (I know, I already said that, oh well) I'm almost lying in an office chair with my legs on a desk, and my feet on the wall. Time to watch "Wipe Out," I love watching epic fails.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
New blog post BEACHES
So, my day was pretty good, aside from this conversation:
3rd hour teacher: You need to ask me if you need help. Because, I don't know if you need help, okay?
Me: Wow, that conversation was like a huge loop. But, thanks for treating me like a five year old, next time I miss being a small child, I'll just come to you. fuckin' crack baby...
No, I didn't really say that. I don't really want to be suspended, and I'm not that mean. Or am I?
So, well sleeping, a magical knot formed in my neck, but at least I actually did sleep last night. Having trouble sleeping. But in other news, I DOWNLOADED THE BEST SONGS EVER.
I think I might count down the best and worst songs of 2010. Nah, it would be more fun to just do worst songs of 2010. Maybe the best of 2011? If I remember, and if there's any good songs in 2011.
I hate school, I swear to Jesus if I had balls, they would be the size of... the tip of my pen! And my penis....well that's a different story for another time.
Best lunch ever today! My friend Caitlin is now an albino African man that wears girl flats, and I a fat man that wears girl flats. I'm a secret fat man, of course, because if you saw a picture of me (which I will end up posting today, when I don't feel so lazy) I'm actually quite skinny.
We also talked about tripping balls.
Anyway, I'm going to go listen to Pogo, because, you're a wizard Harry.
Guten Abends!
3rd hour teacher: You need to ask me if you need help. Because, I don't know if you need help, okay?
Me: Wow, that conversation was like a huge loop. But, thanks for treating me like a five year old, next time I miss being a small child, I'll just come to you. fuckin' crack baby...
No, I didn't really say that. I don't really want to be suspended, and I'm not that mean. Or am I?
So, well sleeping, a magical knot formed in my neck, but at least I actually did sleep last night. Having trouble sleeping. But in other news, I DOWNLOADED THE BEST SONGS EVER.
I think I might count down the best and worst songs of 2010. Nah, it would be more fun to just do worst songs of 2010. Maybe the best of 2011? If I remember, and if there's any good songs in 2011.
I hate school, I swear to Jesus if I had balls, they would be the size of... the tip of my pen! And my penis....well that's a different story for another time.
Best lunch ever today! My friend Caitlin is now an albino African man that wears girl flats, and I a fat man that wears girl flats. I'm a secret fat man, of course, because if you saw a picture of me (which I will end up posting today, when I don't feel so lazy) I'm actually quite skinny.
We also talked about tripping balls.
Anyway, I'm going to go listen to Pogo, because, you're a wizard Harry.
Guten Abends!
Monday, January 3, 2011
Packing (continued)
Kari's things packed: fuckin' all of them!
My things packed: NOTHING!! JEIDSKGADSCXPIKHGFEW$EO JHR PIgd!!!!!
In other news, we have a Nate Napalm bag. Which will hopefully (HOPEFULLY) fit all of our clothes.
In other OTHER news, I just re-pierced the second hole in my ear. Don't go all O::: on me. I'm not even sure if you can take that dirty (dirtily?), but anywho, it hurt, really fuckin bad. So, if you're reading this and being all like, I'm gonna be cool stuff and repierce my ear with a fuckin safety pin just like Shelby.
Well, I have some advice for you, DON'T DO IT.
Anyway, so how was YOUR day? Mine was shitty. I hate school and mornings, but most of all I hate school mornings.
All day, I've pretty much been speaking in a Mexican accent. You might be asking yourself, "Why the fuck is this kid speaking in a Mexican accent?!"
My answer, I have NO IDEA.
Ugh, my hair is flatter then an 8 year old. Haha, if you have any idea what I'm talking about, PROUD OF YOU! Very proud of you.
I get off topic really easily.
Kari: IT LOOKS LIKE WOLVERINE CLAWED YOUR ASS!
Me: Lololoololololol!!! ROFLCOPTER!
Anyway, my chihuahua thinks it's pretty cool that I'm speaking in a Mexican accent, and I'll probably be doing it ALL DAY tomorrow too. Will tweet (yes, I have a Twitter) about the people I piss off.
My things packed: NOTHING!! JEIDSKGADSCXPIKHGFEW$EO JHR PIgd!!!!!
In other news, we have a Nate Napalm bag. Which will hopefully (HOPEFULLY) fit all of our clothes.
In other OTHER news, I just re-pierced the second hole in my ear. Don't go all O::: on me. I'm not even sure if you can take that dirty (dirtily?), but anywho, it hurt, really fuckin bad. So, if you're reading this and being all like, I'm gonna be cool stuff and repierce my ear with a fuckin safety pin just like Shelby.
Well, I have some advice for you, DON'T DO IT.
Anyway, so how was YOUR day? Mine was shitty. I hate school and mornings, but most of all I hate school mornings.
All day, I've pretty much been speaking in a Mexican accent. You might be asking yourself, "Why the fuck is this kid speaking in a Mexican accent?!"
My answer, I have NO IDEA.
Ugh, my hair is flatter then an 8 year old. Haha, if you have any idea what I'm talking about, PROUD OF YOU! Very proud of you.
I get off topic really easily.
Kari: IT LOOKS LIKE WOLVERINE CLAWED YOUR ASS!
Me: Lololoololololol!!! ROFLCOPTER!
Anyway, my chihuahua thinks it's pretty cool that I'm speaking in a Mexican accent, and I'll probably be doing it ALL DAY tomorrow too. Will tweet (yes, I have a Twitter) about the people I piss off.
Back to school
I will kill everything! I'm so tired I tried to put deodorant on my toothbrush. NO JOKE.
Okay, now that that's over, my first hour teacher, "So, you're going on your cruise this week?"
Me: yeah.
T: That's gonna kill your grade.
M: Cool. *thinking* she sounds like a broken record.
T: Does your mom know your going on a cruise?
M: no. I'm going to be gone for 11 days without my mother knowing.
Silly teacher.
Anyway, packing done, 0 STILL. FUCK.
More later.
Okay, now that that's over, my first hour teacher, "So, you're going on your cruise this week?"
Me: yeah.
T: That's gonna kill your grade.
M: Cool. *thinking* she sounds like a broken record.
T: Does your mom know your going on a cruise?
M: no. I'm going to be gone for 11 days without my mother knowing.
Silly teacher.
Anyway, packing done, 0 STILL. FUCK.
More later.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
FEED BACK!!!
Okay, I really need some feed back, I know I've said this countless times before, but really! I know you look at my blog!
Just tell me how tasteless my blog is, or how totes freaking awesome and hi-larious it is. ANYTHING! Tell me how much of an ass I am, because, I know I'm an ass, I really do.
Anyway, now that I'm done pleading, let's talk about New Years. What did you do on New Years? I sat around in my pjams all day (which I have also done today), and played Wii. No, really.
So, I come to you from my couch, clad in a camisal and soome fuckin' bright ass yellow pj pants with light pink, dark pink, and orange (which is the loneliest word of all) flowers on them. I know, what the fuck.
So, on Friday, I'm going on vacation with my sister. My dad won a cruise, but he couldn't go, so he gave it to me sister and I. Now my mother is rereading everything I already read to tell me what I have to do. Dear mom, I KNOW. I READ IT ALREADY.
The down side to my vacation away from this fucking place is....Well I might have to go to summer school. Yay, summer school. Fuck my life. The most rediculous thing is, I've only missed like, three days of school this sumerster, and two of them I had doctors notes for, because I has surgery. Surgery makes me shit bricks, I almost cried.
Anyway, my mom says I make the same noises when I laugh and cry.
I'm pretty sure I look like a hermit or something right now, because I have a blanket over my shoulders and am currently hunched over my sister's computer. Yes, I know, I'm an odd child.
In other news (I'm making up for not blogging for like, ten thousand weeks), I'm laughing my ass off at AhoyNateo! (It's on youtube, I have no idea whay my sister's computer is being a piece of shit right now, so sorry.) I don't even know if I should be laughing, because it shouldn't REALLY be that funny, but it is.
Time to go do some good quality LAUNDRY, and the croud goes WILD. YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
Oh, before I go, don't forget to COMMENT, must.....Have.... FEED BACK!!! In the meantime (not meanlime, haha, angery limes, MUST GOOGLE!), anyway! Good day/evening/whatever.
Just tell me how tasteless my blog is, or how totes freaking awesome and hi-larious it is. ANYTHING! Tell me how much of an ass I am, because, I know I'm an ass, I really do.
Anyway, now that I'm done pleading, let's talk about New Years. What did you do on New Years? I sat around in my pjams all day (which I have also done today), and played Wii. No, really.
So, I come to you from my couch, clad in a camisal and soome fuckin' bright ass yellow pj pants with light pink, dark pink, and orange (which is the loneliest word of all) flowers on them. I know, what the fuck.
So, on Friday, I'm going on vacation with my sister. My dad won a cruise, but he couldn't go, so he gave it to me sister and I. Now my mother is rereading everything I already read to tell me what I have to do. Dear mom, I KNOW. I READ IT ALREADY.
The down side to my vacation away from this fucking place is....Well I might have to go to summer school. Yay, summer school. Fuck my life. The most rediculous thing is, I've only missed like, three days of school this sumerster, and two of them I had doctors notes for, because I has surgery. Surgery makes me shit bricks, I almost cried.
Anyway, my mom says I make the same noises when I laugh and cry.
I'm pretty sure I look like a hermit or something right now, because I have a blanket over my shoulders and am currently hunched over my sister's computer. Yes, I know, I'm an odd child.
In other news (I'm making up for not blogging for like, ten thousand weeks), I'm laughing my ass off at AhoyNateo! (It's on youtube, I have no idea whay my sister's computer is being a piece of shit right now, so sorry.) I don't even know if I should be laughing, because it shouldn't REALLY be that funny, but it is.
Time to go do some good quality LAUNDRY, and the croud goes WILD. YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
Oh, before I go, don't forget to COMMENT, must.....Have.... FEED BACK!!! In the meantime (not meanlime, haha, angery limes, MUST GOOGLE!), anyway! Good day/evening/whatever.
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