Happy Day of Silence!

I have come to the conclusion that I love my German teacher. She's so funny. She was playing with my hat. My child's hat. My medium sized Toddler hat (yes, I am actually talking about a hat), is it just me, or do kids have really big heads? Because, I'm 15 and my head fits in this thing! Jeebs, man. Jeebs. Anyway, she was playing with the little things at the end on my hat, and then she put her hands up to her mouth and said something. She reminds me so much of my grandma, only much more alive.


In other news, I am SO hungry. And, probably in love with someone, but I know nothing about them. Not even their name. It's kinda pathetic, I'm pretty much stalking him. Is that illegal? "So Shelby, where'd you spend your weekend?" "Oh, I was in county for stalking someone." I'm sure that will go over well on my next job application.

In other other news, one of my friends and I had a very deep discussion on why I hate my ex-best friend. It was great, then we get into talking about Twilight, and how stupid it is. Mind you, we weren't really talking, we were righting what ended up being a three page note. It was pretty epic. then it got ripped in half by a jealous Dirker. I don't know if he was really jealous, it just makes it seem cooler, he was probably just trying to be a jerk.

So, after school, I'm going with some friends, and some not friends to the Yum Yum Tree, where lots of yummy treats are (is that why they call it the Yum Yum Tree?). But, what I don't get is how can a freaking tree be yummy?! DOES NOT COMPUTE! *dies*

No, I am not crazy..... Okay, maybe alittle bit....

Everyone is being so lazy.... WHY ARE YOU SO LAZY?!

I'm trying to get all my talking out today, because, I can't say anything tomorrow. This computers gonna die, so more later.

wow... I just read about bi-polar cats..... I hate cats. They're all like look at me I'm cute and fluffy. But when you try to pet them they're all like NOOOOO! *hiss, hiss* and your still sitting there like 0-o what the fuck did I do wrong...?!

Cats: 1278792023
Shelby: 0

Puppies are cuter!

Anyhoodles, lunch was the BEST! my friend gave me licorice, and I totally pwned this kid. Our conversation was like this:

"Are you two going out?"

"Why is it any of your business?"

"Why are you such an emo faggit?"

"Why are you so fat? Go lose some wait you fat ass!"

"I'm proud of it." *walks away*

"Go shove your fishing pole up your ass."

Okay, I'll come clean, I added the 'go shove your fishing pole up your ass' part in just now.

Until next time.

Why hello thar.

I have been uber-lack-man! Woo.... Okay, so, here's how it goes;

I moved out of Carla's house, because he's a douche and a half. Cleaned a bunch of crap, my cousin talked about her herpies, moved shit, went to a consert, got beer spilled on me. Cried my eyes out, slept in, killed my thumb with a bouncy ball. Yes, a BOUNCY BALL, not very bounce. Blew off some homework, and now I'm back here in sixth hour. POOF! You are up to date! :)

Hello blogarians. Is that a word? I donno, if it isn't it should be. Anyway, a lot has happened in the last week.... Or so.

I went to a HIM concert, and here's how it went,
The base is so loud it's hard to swallow, it radiates in my chest like a caged animal. Beer falls from the balcony, split. All over. "This is fucking ridiculous." And all for what? The lights dim, and the crowd cheers, and I know, this is what it's all about. Pushing. More beer running down my hair, into my eyes and all over my arms. The sticky feeling after. Drunks dumping beer on everyone, gross smells. Lazy security guards. Ville Valo speaks, everything melts into the back ground, his silky voice. Free swag, signed posters, where to put them? Heartkiller hoodie. Pay back, the ride home, a quick shower. No beer stench, and then nothing.

I have a feeling of impending doom, maybe it's because I got bitch-slapped by my friend in German, or maybe its because, my gay friend has a blog. It's called Oink Oink. I don't know what it's about, but whatever, whatever, I do what I want.

I've learned something very valuable today.... Never take a fat kids cake.....

'Till next time.

-S

Aparently I'm a Monkey? And, yet again, my math teacher can go chew off her other pinky...