Today, I am a prostitute. Let me refrase that. Today, I am a freakishly tired prostitute, with pink eye none-the-less.

My electric socks aren't so electric tooday. I'm trying to focus myself on my math homework, but my brain feels like moosh, and i almost spelled my name wrong. Last night I stayed at Peanut's with kari.

We woke up really early to watch the Beautiful Theives, damn you MTV. My teacher tells me I should do my history homework, even though it's do Monday (Montag), so I don't have to do it until 10 o'clock Sunday night.

My phone, Jeffree keeps comitting suicide. He's falling out of the pocket of my sisters sweat shirt that I theifed.