This year is already starting to piss me off. First, I dropped my phone in my friends driveway, yeah, you read right. DRIVEWAY, and it (it being to screen) shattered, so, today I'm on my computer, like usual, and it says my computers at risk. So, I go to this thing to see if I have virus protection, it said my computer has like 11 viruses, and 8 of that 11 are "high alert" whatever that means. Any who, I try to clear then, and it's like "would you like to buy this for only $75?" and I'm like only $75?! Yeah, let me just pull that out of my ass. Jesus, everythings so freakin' expensive now. You can't even take a shit without having to pay for it. I blame tofu. Damn Communists....

So, yes. Needless to say, I'm angry.