Apparently, I am a crispy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life. Or so the fortune cookie that I found on my counter from some Shang Pin Chinese place says.

Me and Kari just found cheese sticks from when I was just a little tyke in 5th grade. They tasted okay, but now I think I'm not gonna wake up tomorrow.

I am currently eating some Sour Patch Kids and Buster's staring at me with his homicidal eyes like, "Gimme some!"