Well hello there

Long time no see, yeah? Holy ball sack Batman! I'm colder then.... I don't even know. That's how cold I am. I also got hir in the face win a tree branch! I hate HATE exam week. And I don't hate anything. There's 1 1/2 days of shool left. Ugh, so happy.

Hey guys

So, I'm really sorry I haven't posted in awhile. You can slap me in the face if you want. But, I haven't posted in forever because I got a Tumblr! I know, how hipster of me. But the URL is FreakOfSuburbia.Tumblr.com so go there and enjoy! <3 mwah

Vacation?

As you all know (or don't) I went on vacation to Florida, my sister and I, or rather my sister, drove down. I am not sitting in an office chair in a shitty hotel room, in Atlanta. That was a lot of "ins" yes?

Well, anyhoodles, I think I heard chewing coming from the corner or my hotel room. But, really, this room is so sketchy. It has one king sized bed, a TV, a mini fridge, and all the other shit that nobody needs. I don't really need a TV in my hotel room, I'm not really a TV person.

Anyway, story time. My sister and I slept in her car last night, when it was about 15degrees out. We had a sleeping bag, and two little blankets. Needless to say, it sucked ass. We got two hours of sleep, and then started on the road again. In Kentucky. I hate Kentucky. I also hate Ohio.

Anyway, we went back to sleep at a different rest stop in Kentucky, and slept for like, three hours.

We drove threw Kentucky today, and Tennessee, and now we're in Atlanta (I know, I already said that, oh well) I'm almost lying in an office chair with my legs on a desk, and my feet on the wall. Time to watch "Wipe Out," I love watching epic fails.

New blog post BEACHES

So, my day was pretty good, aside from this conversation:
3rd hour teacher: You need to ask me if you need help. Because, I don't know if you need help, okay?
Me: Wow, that conversation was like a huge loop. But, thanks for treating me like a five year old, next time I miss being a small child, I'll just come to you. fuckin' crack baby...

No, I didn't really say that. I don't really want to be suspended, and I'm not that mean. Or am I?

So, well sleeping, a magical knot formed in my neck, but at least I actually did sleep last night. Having trouble sleeping. But in other news, I DOWNLOADED THE BEST SONGS EVER.

I think I might count down the best and worst songs of 2010. Nah, it would be more fun to just do worst songs of 2010. Maybe the best of 2011? If I remember, and if there's any good songs in 2011.

I hate school, I swear to Jesus if I had balls, they would be the size of... the tip of my pen! And my penis....well that's a different story for another time.

Best lunch ever today! My friend Caitlin is now an albino African man that wears girl flats, and I a fat man that wears girl flats. I'm a secret fat man, of course, because if you saw a picture of me (which I will end up posting today, when I don't feel so lazy) I'm actually quite skinny.

We also talked about tripping balls.

Anyway, I'm going to go listen to Pogo, because, you're a wizard Harry.

Guten Abends!

Packing (continued)

Kari's things packed: fuckin' all of them!

My things packed: NOTHING!! JEIDSKGADSCXPIKHGFEW$EO JHR PIgd!!!!!

In other news, we have a Nate Napalm bag. Which will hopefully (HOPEFULLY) fit all of our clothes.

In other OTHER news, I just re-pierced the second hole in my ear. Don't go all O::: on me. I'm not even sure if you can take that dirty (dirtily?), but anywho, it hurt, really fuckin bad. So, if you're reading this and being all like, I'm gonna be cool stuff and repierce my ear with a fuckin safety pin just like Shelby.

Well, I have some advice for you, DON'T DO IT.

Anyway, so how was YOUR day? Mine was shitty. I hate school and mornings, but most of all I hate school mornings.

All day, I've pretty much been speaking in a Mexican accent. You might be asking yourself, "Why the fuck is this kid speaking in a Mexican accent?!"

My answer, I have NO IDEA.

Ugh, my hair is flatter then an 8 year old. Haha, if you have any idea what I'm talking about, PROUD OF YOU! Very proud of you.

I get off topic really easily.

Kari: IT LOOKS LIKE WOLVERINE CLAWED YOUR ASS!
Me: Lololoololololol!!! ROFLCOPTER!


Anyway, my chihuahua thinks it's pretty cool that I'm speaking in a Mexican accent, and I'll probably be doing it ALL DAY tomorrow too. Will tweet (yes, I have a Twitter) about the people I piss off.

Back to school

I will kill everything! I'm so tired I tried to put deodorant on my toothbrush. NO JOKE.

Okay, now that that's over, my first hour teacher, "So, you're going on your cruise this week?"
Me: yeah.
T: That's gonna kill your grade.
M: Cool. *thinking* she sounds like a broken record.
T: Does your mom know your going on a cruise?
M: no. I'm going to be gone for 11 days without my mother knowing.

Silly teacher.

Anyway, packing done, 0 STILL. FUCK.

More later.

Mean Lime

Not really any good pictures of "Mean Lime" but I found this:

FEED BACK!!!

Okay, I really need some feed back, I know I've said this countless times before, but really! I know you look at my blog!
Just tell me how tasteless my blog is, or how totes freaking awesome and hi-larious it is. ANYTHING! Tell me how much of an ass I am, because, I know I'm an ass, I really do.
Anyway, now that I'm done pleading, let's talk about New Years. What did you do on New Years? I sat around in my pjams all day (which I have also done today), and played Wii. No, really.
So, I come to you from my couch, clad in a camisal and soome fuckin' bright ass yellow pj pants with light pink, dark pink, and orange (which is the loneliest word of all) flowers on them. I know, what the fuck.
So, on Friday, I'm going on vacation with my sister. My dad won a cruise, but he couldn't go, so he gave it to me sister and I. Now my mother is rereading everything I already read to tell me what I have to do. Dear mom, I KNOW. I READ IT ALREADY.
The down side to my vacation away from this fucking place is....Well I might have to go to summer school. Yay, summer school. Fuck my life. The most rediculous thing is, I've only missed like, three days of school this sumerster, and two of them I had doctors notes for, because I has surgery. Surgery makes me shit bricks, I almost cried.
Anyway, my mom says I make the same noises when I laugh and cry.
I'm pretty sure I look like a hermit or something right now, because I have a blanket over my shoulders and am currently hunched over my sister's computer. Yes, I know, I'm an odd child.
In other news (I'm making up for not blogging for like, ten thousand weeks), I'm laughing my ass off at AhoyNateo! (It's on youtube, I have no idea whay my sister's computer is being a piece of shit right now, so sorry.) I don't even know if I should be laughing, because it shouldn't REALLY be that funny, but it is.
Time to go do some good quality LAUNDRY, and the croud goes WILD. YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
Oh, before I go, don't forget to COMMENT, must.....Have.... FEED BACK!!! In the meantime (not meanlime, haha, angery limes, MUST GOOGLE!), anyway! Good day/evening/whatever.

This Week in Review

I guess I should be doing this on Sunday, yes? Well, guess what? SKREW SUNDAY. Anyway, minus the masive headache I had prior to my nap, today was pretty good. Except I think I might have hurt my friends feelings, which makes me kind of want to die alittle, because he's one of the sweetest people I've ever met. He's kinda like the brother I've never had. And, if I did hurt his feelings I'd probably apoligize so much that he's want to punch me in the face. But, I don't think he would punch me, or anyone.
ANYWAY, this week has been so great! I graduated from my leadership class, oh, how I miss all those kids. It's called Reaching Higher and I highly recamoned it. To be brutally honest, it kind of saved my life, and (not to sound corny) but I made life long friends in that class. It's quite funny actually, because, I couldn't tell you most of their last names, but the conection we have with each other is increadable. It blows me out of the water (metophorically, obviously).
Now that that's over, let's get started, shall we?
MONDAY
Monday we didn't have school, so I pretty much layed in bed all day, because the roads were shit. But, when my sister got home, we went to Novi to buy vegan cheese. My sister and my friend Ashley are vegan, and they don't sell vegan cheese where I live.
TUESDAY
Tuesday I sat threw my classes and listened to the cheerleaders and everyone else, like I usually do. Found out that my friend's boyfriend was dropping out of school, and leaving the state, because he's 18 and got my 15 year old friend pregnent. That's why I'm not reproducing. Well, I can't stand babies either, I think if I was to be a mom, it'd be best if I actually liked babies.
WEDNESDAY
I can't even remember Wednesday, even though it was yesterday. I know I came home from school and went straight to bed.
THURSDAY
We made wrapping paper in GSA today (is it just me, or does that sound like a magazine?) I got paint on my shoes, pants and sweatshirt. But, our wrapping paper came out pretty amazing. And, it was really fun to make. When I got home I let my dog out, then went on the computer, my mother came home, and made me help her with the plans for Christmas dinner, I fell asleep, and that brings us to here.
I can't wait to see what happeneds tomorrow, but in the meantime, I'll leave you with these:

Hello There

I come to you from my first hour. UGH! That's all I have to say about that. Some girl is complaining about a little Freshmen girl. Does it really matter? I mean, come on! If you didn't spread rumors about her, she wouldn't freak out and make you go to pure mediation. Oh high school, fuck you. *southern old lady accent* bastards.
I probably should be doing my German homework, but I'm a lazy sack, and I'm getting sick from Friday. Oh Friday..... How I loved that day.
So, how was everyone's weekend? Mine was fabulous. I went to a Bad City concert on Friday, ended up going to sleep at three on Saturday morning, then later I went to my friend Lauren's house and we played Rummicube I think that's what it's called. But, anyway, then we (Abby, Ashley and I) went to Emily's to pick her up. Then, headed home. Kari joined shortly after. On Sunday, Kari and Ashley go tattoos, and of course I went with them. Yesterday, there was no school because the roads were (and still are) complete shit. Kari, Ashley and I went to Novi to get vegan cheese for vegan pizza purposes. I went home and wrote a paper, and attacked my binder with stickers, actually, I put three stickers on my binder that the tattoo artist gave me, and two that I got from the Bad City show.
So, needless to say, it was the best weekend of my life.....So far.

What is the world coming to?

You know everything's going to shit when you hear about poeple wanting to "hang gays." Yes, I do fall under the "gay" calagory, but you want to kill someone for being what they are? They're made the same as you, they're red on the inside, they hurt, and bleed, and love the same as everyone else, so why would you want to kill them?
An estimate of 6 million gay people commit suicide in one year.
It really is a sad day in the world when people want to kill each other over sexual orientation.

Holy Fuck

Right now, you might be like, "Man, self, I wonder where that crazy pan chick went." Well, I've been everywhere. I've been to the ends of the Earth and back. Not really, unless the end of the Earth is Ann Arbor Michigan. I've met a shit load of new people, who are all so amazing, and to be honest, I've learned so much about everything! It's so great, since I've met all these new people, I've changed so much, but don't worry, my blog won't change. I'll still complain, because the world still sucks eggs.

Back again

So, just in case you've NEVER read my blog before, my life, it is a bitch. I probably offend like, all of America in this blog twenty times over, all in one sentence. I'm a very anti-religious person, and a high school student. I don't really love high school, but I don't really hate it either.
My family is wonderfuly horrific. I live with my mom, older sister, a chihuahua and whoever feels like staying with us for awhile. Usually it's my Aunt and cosins, with their obnoxiously hyper dog.

How's life going, kid? You might ask. Life is going good for me, but terrible for everyone else (or so it seems). Break ups are in the air.

Mimes?

So, today for Drama (which I am (thankfully) not in, people have to be mimes. If I had to be a mime, I would kill myself. I can't not talk for a day. Except maybe if it was a LGBT Day of Silents, because that's for a good cause. Mime-ism on the other hand, is not. Is that even a word? Anyway, let's see if I can get some real blogging done, shall we? Well, believe it or not, this week has been fairly good, aside from almost getting killed in the middle of Freshman hall, by some douche-berry that thought I was a Freshman. I AM NOT A FRESHMAN. I'm just short. Til next time friends/enemies/somewhere in between.

Physics Fail

This class. These computers. THIS SCHOOL. Like, c'mon dude. This class is such an epic fail sometimes, actually all the time, thanks to the people who are in it. More later, cos I think we've leaving the computer lab, maybe.
In other news, MOVIE NIGHTS, Thursday, October 28th and Friday, October 29th, I guess, if you're interested, comment, if you live in the area and want to see Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sleepy Hollow and if you'd like dress up in your Halloween costume, (that one's on Friday).

Anyway, the girl that's sitting next to me keeps reading what I'm typing, don't worry honey, if I was typing anything bad about you, I'd do it on my own time. And it sure as hell wouldn't be done at school.
I can't believe it's already Thursday! Oh, balls, where has the week gone?!
The smells of Bake Shop are making me really hungry, I'm glad I have "A" lunch.

With love,
-S

OMG.

Chinese on a Tuesday?! WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN. So, today was an epic fail, and I didn't get a chance to blog about it, cos I only had two real hours of school. But, there was a tornado warming in the area I live in, and I had to sit in my World History class with a bunch of strangers (which, to be honest, I didn't really mind), but, we watched this horrible movie about people from Jersey that were trying not to be so "wasteful" let's just say. And every other word that came out of their mouth was a swear word. I was like, "Really? They're showing this in school?" It was pretty bad. Okay, really bad. I have no problem with swearing, but when it's what people are watching in school, it makes me want to commit suicide.

OH GOD, WHY?!

I just found out that my mother thinks the lead singer of Sick Puppies is "good looking." If that acid trip-esq picture didn't make me puck, that did. Then my mom made me listen to Eminem ft. Rihanna (or however the fuck you spell it), anyway, I know I've been lacking on my postings, but, all in good time, children, all in good time.
Oh, how I love sitting at home twice in a row on the weekends. I mean, am I that terrible? Because, not even my dog wants to sit with me. FUCK MY LIFE. I love being avoided like the plague.
Ew, Weezer. UGH. I've been trying to hang out with one of my friends for like, two weeks, but she's looking for a dog, or secretly hates me. Maybe I should start painting again? Eh, whatever, I'll figure out something to do.

Really?

Does any one really, I mean REALLY know what goes threw a cheerleader's head?

Some blogs

Well, today I spent a good chunk of my day listening to my Chihuahua bark his fool head off, eat some soup (that was divine!), then figure out then soup bowl had a crack in it, so there's a good chance I could have Ebola, and start bleeding from my nose, mouth, ears, ect by tomorrow (I hear this also happeneds when you read the Twilight books, silly Mormans). Anyway, I'm actually going to try and STAY on topic, isn't that dorbs? But, my blog falls between a lot of blogs about "finding" Jesus. But, I never knew he was lost. I should draw an MS Paint drawing of the Pope, and make him be yelling at some one like, "YOU LOST HIM?! HOW DO YOU LOSE JESUS?! HOW DO YOU LOSE A PERSON?!"
I don't know about you, but if I was God or Jesus, I'd be SO pissed, cos people keep putting words in my mouth, I'd be like, "You know what dude, go screw your dad, yeah, that's right, because it's okay to do that, but it's not okay to be gay."
That was an extremely run on sentence. If I were to show this to my english teacher, she would shoot me, and not just for the run on sentence, she's a Christain.
PHEH!
So, right now my office (which is the love seat in my livingroom), is covered with blank cds, my blog notebook, starburst wrappers and empty water bottles. Yes, that's how messy I am. And, if you think that's bad, you should see my room.
So, I resently added more in/after school activities to my list. Ha, list. So, now I'm in a program called Reaching Higher. Despite the name it actually sounds really cool. It's a leader ship class, so you get to learn how to be an all around better person, and pretty much put yourself in other people's shoes. So, we shall see how it plays out, yes?

Hey y'all! Oh God, IT"S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!

Oh god. How come every blog on this cite is either about God, or family, or a family that's 'found' God. YOU LOST HIM?! Anyway, time to blog for this week, Oct. 11-17.
#1
IT'S NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY!!!!!!!! Are you out?
"Are you pregnant?"
"No."
All the while I'm thinking are YOU pregnant?! It would have been funny if you knew the girl who asked that, cos there's a rumor going around that she was preggers, then she scrambled the eggs, if you catch my drift.
Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, Physics.
Physics
KASPER! KASPER! OH GOD, KASPER! I just got in this class, and I want to KILL
OH GOD KASPER, SIT DOWN, IT GETS WORSE.
The rednecks are talking about hunting, Kari (aka The Deer Avenger) will drill bird you and your family
Excuse me sir redneck douche-berry, I can hear you talking about me, because I sit right in front of you.
This gum is loosing it's flavor.
So, in my locker I have a poster for National Coming Out Day that says, Comin' Out. And some one wrote "of the closet" under it, ORLY? I THOUGHT I WAS COMING OUT OF A FRYING PAN! THANK YOU FOR THAT VALUABLE INFORMATION stupid douche-berry.
I'm not going to turn around if you keep kicking my chair, you silly Yes, I'm gay thanks for your observation.
I can hear you know.
I'm sorry sir, but I'm not scared to admit that I'm gay in public, and you can't make me be.
Yes, pick on me til your wicked heart is content.
Just take your stupid anti-gay morals, and shove them up your ass
All of this happens in the spans of about 58 minutes, mind you.
FUCK MY LIFE
That is all.
HURRAY
You know what day it is.
Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, (x 30) oh Go-
WHAT OS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
Lunch
What happened at lunch, hm..... let's see, I saw some kid I haven't seen in well, awhile. He's pretty moderate, perhaps nothing more then a pretty face though.
Oh, Gee (the lovable prostitute) wasn't there, and Pudge never bothers with us anymore, so I sat alone with my French Fries.
Then, I sat by my best friend, the garbage can. Oh God, what is that smell? Week old sweaty feet? I think I developed esophagus burn.
DOUCHE-BERRIES, GO AWAY! Oh, it was hopeless, I was trapped by garbage can, and gagging on the smell.
HA! And a song called, "Oh the Brightside" (by NeverShoutNever ) just came on, on the brightside, there's such a thing?
"Just lookin' for some answers, in a world that answers none of them at all."
German
I hope we aren't reading out loud today, I hope we aren't doing anything today. I really, really don't want to be here.
So, this kid in my class doesn't listen to new music, I was pretty much like, HOW DO YOU LIVE, GOOD SIR?
English
I love this class, although, it's quite boring, okay, really boring. But, two of my good friends are in it, Nichole and Spaz. We're reading about Pilgrims, And there silliness.

# 2
1st Hour
This class = win.
The teacher is kinda like my mother, in which she tells me what to do. The class all together reminds me of the movie The Breakfast Club (if you haven't seen that movie, you are a fail). We talk to each other and get along (or pretend to) in the class, but outside of the class we couldn't care less about each other. Except me and my friend John, he's such a nerd, but he's pretty ASSUME.
Geometry
I have finally found my soul mate. The NER desk. It's backwards. I love it. 'Nough said. Geometry, I hate (not really) to say this, but you are not my friend.
Physics
UGH
Test today, maybe it'll ACTUALLY be quiet for once, and all the douche-berries will shut their big DOUCHE-BERRY-EE MOUTHS
SO there's this group/club thing called WISH (will intolerance stop here) at my school but they do NOTHING in my school to stop the bashing of gays. Even if I wasn't gay, I wouldn't go around talking shit about some one just because of their sexual preferences. For all I care you could be in love with the lamp in the corner of my room, it would be alittle strangle, but whatever floats your goat, dude.
That test was really easy, but I have a gut feeling that I failed, I could have quite possibly failed with a big oomping portion of epic-ness.
So tired.
IT'S SO COLD!
Maybe I crash landed in Antarctica?
But really guys, it's so fucking cold, I think my balls'll freeze off. I think I'd like to be identified as a man, is it just me, or does that sound fun?
FREE SEX CHANGE CLINIC, HERE I COME :D
Is it sad that I like to watch the Canadian news? I dislike America right now.
Hahahaha, rival in the class,
LOVE IT.
#3
Geometry
Tween douche-berries? LOVE IT ugh, as if. Woah, 90's flashback there. Sorry about that.
I AM SO HUNGRY Really guys, I ate apple sauce for dinner last night. And a HoHo. The dinner of champs, I know. It's always so damn cold in here!
I'm so tired, my eyes hurt. Maybe I should put this on Buzznet, so people will read it.
I love that guy, he's my hero.
I'm finding it REALLY hard to stay in the lines today.
FUCK SALT
This gum lost its flavor after I drank some delicious exploded Coco Puffs.
Exploded Coco Puffs is a drink at my school, it's like coffee chocolate goodness. It has a strangely good flavor.
IT'S GOOD AND TERRIBLE AT THE SAME TIME
My head hurts, it's not fun. I wish it was Thursday, those kids make my life complete. <3
So, I get picked on for being gay, or just plain strange, and a bit, let's just say "fashionable." What do you get picked on for?
To be honest, I AM SO WIERD but, you probably know that if you've been reading, if you just started, HELLO THAR I wish people could see my blog notebook, the notebook I write EVERYTHING in, some pretty crazy shit goes down in here.
Shouldn't there be 360 days in a year, instead of 365? I mean cos 360 is considered a circle, but 365 is all the way around plus five. Is that stupid, or am I the only one who thinks that?
Physics
We had a sub, and there's a new kid from Grand Blank. When he got into class, I was pretty much like, "Welcome to Brighton, you'll hate it here." Which started me on a whole new- oh God, I think I have nose crabs or something. My nose itches so bad! Anyway, it stared my off on a new rant (you knew it was coming), WHY WOULD YOU MOVE TO BRIGHTON MICHIGAN?!?!?!?WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?! Nothing happens here, Nothing I don't think anything really happens in Grand Blank either, except, Jeffree Star, in December that is. I hope I get to go!
Call me crazy, but I have mad J-Star love (please don't kill me in my sleep).
German
Nothing really eventful ever really happens in my German II class. Yesterday some one called my friend/aquantance/buddy/whatever the hell you wanna call her a "Goth." Even though she's totes not a "Goth." What does that even mean?
It makes me laugh how middle schoolers are so concerned with their silly little middle schooler lives, talking about child care and that shit. As if it really matters.
Fast forward to #4
Physics
I really feel bad for the new kid, I really do. He's crash landed in Shitville. Or at least in my opinion. Maybe he thrives on this shit, and I really mean SHIT. The teacher reminds me of my aunt Beck, except if Beck was the teacher, she would have karate chopped all of us.
1, 2, 3....4 GO! Sorry I had to.
.2560 minutes later... Sorry, I had to make fun of Stephanie Meyer there for a bit. BITCH go have AMAZING (!) gay butt sex with your silly little homophobic chonies.
ACCELEROMITER? PHEH! I really do hate this class.
Hoffentlich bringt deutsche bessere Dinge
I don't know if that statement is entirely right, because I used Googe Translate. Anyway...
Geometry
I love my Geometry teacher, she's amazing.
We had three fire drills today, and one tornado drill, and it's REALLY COLD OUT
Physics
Oh balls. It's so cold I almost froze my balls off, again.
I AM SO HUNGRY and I actually had dinner last night.
How I detest this class.
OH BLEH!
and Kera isn't here today :( it makes me a sad panda, I love Kera, she's my hero. I suck at making the little () things.
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PHEH
We're watching Bill Nye the Science Guy (Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Billl Nye the Science Guy) Why can't it be Bill Nye the Science dude?
Why would you put hydroics on your car? They just scream douche.
Like, really, how can you drive when your car isn't on the road?
HOW? HOW DO YOU DO IT?! TEACH ME YOUR WIZARD WAYS!!!
Is it wrong that I'm almost 16 and I still love Bill Nye?
COs everyone in my class is making fun of it. Sad panda.
Some one should invent motocons for this blog, I would, but I'm not that skilled.
Anyone else glad it's
FRIDAY BITCHES>!
Cos I am.

There's a typo in here, but I forgot where it was, enjoy.