Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Well hello there
Long time no see, yeah? Holy ball sack Batman! I'm colder then.... I don't even know. That's how cold I am. I also got hir in the face win a tree branch! I hate HATE exam week. And I don't hate anything. There's 1 1/2 days of shool left. Ugh, so happy.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Hey guys
So, I'm really sorry I haven't posted in awhile. You can slap me in the face if you want. But, I haven't posted in forever because I got a Tumblr! I know, how hipster of me. But the URL is FreakOfSuburbia.Tumblr.com so go there and enjoy! <3 mwah
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Vacation?
As you all know (or don't) I went on vacation to Florida, my sister and I, or rather my sister, drove down. I am not sitting in an office chair in a shitty hotel room, in Atlanta. That was a lot of "ins" yes?
Well, anyhoodles, I think I heard chewing coming from the corner or my hotel room. But, really, this room is so sketchy. It has one king sized bed, a TV, a mini fridge, and all the other shit that nobody needs. I don't really need a TV in my hotel room, I'm not really a TV person.
Anyway, story time. My sister and I slept in her car last night, when it was about 15degrees out. We had a sleeping bag, and two little blankets. Needless to say, it sucked ass. We got two hours of sleep, and then started on the road again. In Kentucky. I hate Kentucky. I also hate Ohio.
Anyway, we went back to sleep at a different rest stop in Kentucky, and slept for like, three hours.
We drove threw Kentucky today, and Tennessee, and now we're in Atlanta (I know, I already said that, oh well) I'm almost lying in an office chair with my legs on a desk, and my feet on the wall. Time to watch "Wipe Out," I love watching epic fails.
Well, anyhoodles, I think I heard chewing coming from the corner or my hotel room. But, really, this room is so sketchy. It has one king sized bed, a TV, a mini fridge, and all the other shit that nobody needs. I don't really need a TV in my hotel room, I'm not really a TV person.
Anyway, story time. My sister and I slept in her car last night, when it was about 15degrees out. We had a sleeping bag, and two little blankets. Needless to say, it sucked ass. We got two hours of sleep, and then started on the road again. In Kentucky. I hate Kentucky. I also hate Ohio.
Anyway, we went back to sleep at a different rest stop in Kentucky, and slept for like, three hours.
We drove threw Kentucky today, and Tennessee, and now we're in Atlanta (I know, I already said that, oh well) I'm almost lying in an office chair with my legs on a desk, and my feet on the wall. Time to watch "Wipe Out," I love watching epic fails.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
New blog post BEACHES
So, my day was pretty good, aside from this conversation:
3rd hour teacher: You need to ask me if you need help. Because, I don't know if you need help, okay?
Me: Wow, that conversation was like a huge loop. But, thanks for treating me like a five year old, next time I miss being a small child, I'll just come to you. fuckin' crack baby...
No, I didn't really say that. I don't really want to be suspended, and I'm not that mean. Or am I?
So, well sleeping, a magical knot formed in my neck, but at least I actually did sleep last night. Having trouble sleeping. But in other news, I DOWNLOADED THE BEST SONGS EVER.
I think I might count down the best and worst songs of 2010. Nah, it would be more fun to just do worst songs of 2010. Maybe the best of 2011? If I remember, and if there's any good songs in 2011.
I hate school, I swear to Jesus if I had balls, they would be the size of... the tip of my pen! And my penis....well that's a different story for another time.
Best lunch ever today! My friend Caitlin is now an albino African man that wears girl flats, and I a fat man that wears girl flats. I'm a secret fat man, of course, because if you saw a picture of me (which I will end up posting today, when I don't feel so lazy) I'm actually quite skinny.
We also talked about tripping balls.
Anyway, I'm going to go listen to Pogo, because, you're a wizard Harry.
Guten Abends!
3rd hour teacher: You need to ask me if you need help. Because, I don't know if you need help, okay?
Me: Wow, that conversation was like a huge loop. But, thanks for treating me like a five year old, next time I miss being a small child, I'll just come to you. fuckin' crack baby...
No, I didn't really say that. I don't really want to be suspended, and I'm not that mean. Or am I?
So, well sleeping, a magical knot formed in my neck, but at least I actually did sleep last night. Having trouble sleeping. But in other news, I DOWNLOADED THE BEST SONGS EVER.
I think I might count down the best and worst songs of 2010. Nah, it would be more fun to just do worst songs of 2010. Maybe the best of 2011? If I remember, and if there's any good songs in 2011.
I hate school, I swear to Jesus if I had balls, they would be the size of... the tip of my pen! And my penis....well that's a different story for another time.
Best lunch ever today! My friend Caitlin is now an albino African man that wears girl flats, and I a fat man that wears girl flats. I'm a secret fat man, of course, because if you saw a picture of me (which I will end up posting today, when I don't feel so lazy) I'm actually quite skinny.
We also talked about tripping balls.
Anyway, I'm going to go listen to Pogo, because, you're a wizard Harry.
Guten Abends!
Monday, January 3, 2011
Packing (continued)
Kari's things packed: fuckin' all of them!
My things packed: NOTHING!! JEIDSKGADSCXPIKHGFEW$EO JHR PIgd!!!!!
In other news, we have a Nate Napalm bag. Which will hopefully (HOPEFULLY) fit all of our clothes.
In other OTHER news, I just re-pierced the second hole in my ear. Don't go all O::: on me. I'm not even sure if you can take that dirty (dirtily?), but anywho, it hurt, really fuckin bad. So, if you're reading this and being all like, I'm gonna be cool stuff and repierce my ear with a fuckin safety pin just like Shelby.
Well, I have some advice for you, DON'T DO IT.
Anyway, so how was YOUR day? Mine was shitty. I hate school and mornings, but most of all I hate school mornings.
All day, I've pretty much been speaking in a Mexican accent. You might be asking yourself, "Why the fuck is this kid speaking in a Mexican accent?!"
My answer, I have NO IDEA.
Ugh, my hair is flatter then an 8 year old. Haha, if you have any idea what I'm talking about, PROUD OF YOU! Very proud of you.
I get off topic really easily.
Kari: IT LOOKS LIKE WOLVERINE CLAWED YOUR ASS!
Me: Lololoololololol!!! ROFLCOPTER!
Anyway, my chihuahua thinks it's pretty cool that I'm speaking in a Mexican accent, and I'll probably be doing it ALL DAY tomorrow too. Will tweet (yes, I have a Twitter) about the people I piss off.
My things packed: NOTHING!! JEIDSKGADSCXPIKHGFEW$EO JHR PIgd!!!!!
In other news, we have a Nate Napalm bag. Which will hopefully (HOPEFULLY) fit all of our clothes.
In other OTHER news, I just re-pierced the second hole in my ear. Don't go all O::: on me. I'm not even sure if you can take that dirty (dirtily?), but anywho, it hurt, really fuckin bad. So, if you're reading this and being all like, I'm gonna be cool stuff and repierce my ear with a fuckin safety pin just like Shelby.
Well, I have some advice for you, DON'T DO IT.
Anyway, so how was YOUR day? Mine was shitty. I hate school and mornings, but most of all I hate school mornings.
All day, I've pretty much been speaking in a Mexican accent. You might be asking yourself, "Why the fuck is this kid speaking in a Mexican accent?!"
My answer, I have NO IDEA.
Ugh, my hair is flatter then an 8 year old. Haha, if you have any idea what I'm talking about, PROUD OF YOU! Very proud of you.
I get off topic really easily.
Kari: IT LOOKS LIKE WOLVERINE CLAWED YOUR ASS!
Me: Lololoololololol!!! ROFLCOPTER!
Anyway, my chihuahua thinks it's pretty cool that I'm speaking in a Mexican accent, and I'll probably be doing it ALL DAY tomorrow too. Will tweet (yes, I have a Twitter) about the people I piss off.
Back to school
I will kill everything! I'm so tired I tried to put deodorant on my toothbrush. NO JOKE.
Okay, now that that's over, my first hour teacher, "So, you're going on your cruise this week?"
Me: yeah.
T: That's gonna kill your grade.
M: Cool. *thinking* she sounds like a broken record.
T: Does your mom know your going on a cruise?
M: no. I'm going to be gone for 11 days without my mother knowing.
Silly teacher.
Anyway, packing done, 0 STILL. FUCK.
More later.
Okay, now that that's over, my first hour teacher, "So, you're going on your cruise this week?"
Me: yeah.
T: That's gonna kill your grade.
M: Cool. *thinking* she sounds like a broken record.
T: Does your mom know your going on a cruise?
M: no. I'm going to be gone for 11 days without my mother knowing.
Silly teacher.
Anyway, packing done, 0 STILL. FUCK.
More later.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
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